• Cute boy in class: can I have a piece of paper?
  • Me: sure *hands him a marriage certificate*

d3ssins:

my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of

  • omg
  • dude
  • (weird noises)
  • what the hell
  • i’m going to kill you
  • fuck you

(via wanderlvst---xo)

(Source: c-inismus, via wanderlvst---xo)

mamaslittlefaggot:

If you send me a pic like this you are automatically my future husband

(via wanderlvst---xo)

slut-likeyou:

promising-promises:

princesssugarbutt:

So yeah I can see how many fingers you’re holding up

THIS IS VERY ACCURATE

hll

(Source: fullheartedly, via wanderlvst---xo)

simplyyriaax:

rougescientist:

heart-dr0ps:

livingismyformofart:

thugvng:

pocahoass:

Me in pretty much every social event

Me everywhere

Trying to be social

me at work when people talk to me

Yep!!

same

(Source: bemadforever, via wanderlvst---xo)

telltalespider:

highonwaffles:

tennants-hair:

snooziep:

fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

Fav pics of Queenie.

my monarch, ladies and gents 

i think the queen is my spirit animal

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

Our queen ladies and gentlemen \nn/

(via wanderlvst---xo)

spidermxn:

miley cyrus is more upset over losing her dogs than she was over losing liam and that is how you fucking do it

(via susanaahernandez)

(via xkgvx)